LIMO FACTS
Chuck norris doesnt make mistakes...
LIMO DOES.
all the time.
If you dont want the ball chipped in the air to you....
LIMO WILL.
even when you ask him not to, dont want the ball, or wanted just a simple pass to feet.
If you should wait and pick up the loose ball....
LIMO WILL TACKLE.
and wipe out some other player.
If you need a player to take a touch and control it....
LIMO WONT.
he will just smash it first time.
If you need a nice pass across goal...
LIMO WILL SHOOT.
cause he has tunnel vision.
If any player on the park makes a mistake its....
LIMOS FAULT.
no matter what it can be traced back to him. somehow
If you need a person to watch the screen while playing fifa
LIMO WONT.
limo likes to just drift off and start sending a txt or go on facebook.
If you have a player wipe the striker out on fifa and give away a penalty its
LIMOS FAULT.
cause it just fucking is.
If you think its not possible to miss the ball from 2 yards out in an empty goal
LIMO CAN.
easily.
If make a great run and smash a shot thats going in and it hit one of your own players
ITS FUCKING LIMO.
always in the way.
need a player to play striker cam rm lm cdm rb lb
DONT ASK LIMO.
limo cant stay in any position.
If you need a nice first time cross into the box dont expect it from
LIMO.
limo likes to take his time then pointlessly rainbow flick it over his head and out.
LIMO FUCK OFF.
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