Between the time when Pro evo sucked. And the rise of xbox.
There was an age of gaming. And onto this. The TON.
Destined to be the best pro clubs. Let me tell you of the days of the TON squad....
------ THE LEGEND ------
LARSSON
"Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that he invented November... All we know is hes called Larsson".
Fifa12
The only player to make 1000 goals and assists for the TON.
Involved in 16 cup wins. with a clean sheet while playing as Cb.
Scored the furthest goal for the TON at 57yrds.
Helped get the TON to a 21 win streak. Continuing on after Unis first 10 game win streak.
Involved in 16 cup wins. with a clean sheet while playing as Cb.
Scored the furthest goal for the TON at 57yrds.
Helped get the TON to a 21 win streak. Continuing on after Unis first 10 game win streak.
Got the most assists in a single game a total of eight.
Only player to score a goal by passing it into the net.
Once scored by sliding the ball into the net.
Assists from Back heel, throw in, kick off,
Went the longest without getting a red card.
Only player to score a goal by passing it into the net.
Once scored by sliding the ball into the net.
Assists from Back heel, throw in, kick off,
Went the longest without getting a red card.
Fifa13
One of only three players to have scored direct from a corner kick.
Is one of only three players to get the TON to div1. 15 times with 22 seasons.
The only player on the team responsible for getting the TON into div1 every time.
Won 36 cups and 17 titles.
Was ranked 833 in the world as a striker.
The other half of team #Unisson.
Scored from hitting it in with his back and hip.
Fifa14
Won 2 bronze titles 1 bronze double 4 silver title wins 2 silver doubles 3 gold titles 2 gold double
and 12 cup wins.
The only player to have been promoted through each division.
and 12 cup wins.
The only player to have been promoted through each division.
One of only 3 players to help the TON get to div1.
The only player on the team responsible for getting the TON into div1 every time.
One of only 2 players to ever have won 4 cups in a row. With a 17 game win streak.
Once scored with his ear when Limo took a freekick.
The only player on the team responsible for getting the TON into div1 every time.
One of only 2 players to ever have won 4 cups in a row. With a 17 game win streak.
Once scored with his ear when Limo took a freekick.
Fifa15
14 div titles. 1 cup win
1st hatrick for the club
Now the only player to have never left the team.
Assist from a slide tackle.
Scored a header nutmeg.
Fifa 16
Won 2 bronze Div titles. 5 silver Div titles 5 Gold title.
2 goals from crosses into the box past the keeper
The 1st ever Judo flip assist.
2 player to knock up a ton fan.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
2 goals from crosses into the box past the keeper
The 1st ever Judo flip assist.
2 player to knock up a ton fan.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
Fifa 17
Winner of 3 Bronze titles 1 Bronze double 4 Silver titles 1 Silver double 1 Gold title 1 Gold double
and 1 Ea Shield 1 Ea Cup 1 Continental cup.
Least amount of reds again
Most assists this year
and 1 Ea Shield 1 Ea Cup 1 Continental cup.
Least amount of reds again
Most assists this year
Fifa 18
Ea cup win. 2 bronze titles and a bronze double title
Last man in the team before the club was closed.
Last man in the team before the club was closed.
Fifa 19
Like Vin Diesel and Ashs mum its always one last ride and hes back for the new fifa
1 Bronze div title, 2 Silver title.
5 goals in 2019 in a single game.
5 goals in 2019 in a single game.
Fifa 20
First goal for the Ton
Winner of 2 bronze titles and 7 Silver titles
Winner of 2 bronze titles and 7 Silver titles
56yrd goal.
Fifa 21
First goal
First hatrick
All the titles
Least amount of shots per game again
And the only player to no get invites to play for the fucking team.
------ THE GOOD ------
UNICORN
UNICORN
"Some say hes stumped by clouds. And that theres an airport in Russia named after him.... All we know is hes called Unicorn".
Fifa12
Hit over 4000 shots at goal.
One of only three players to score a goal from a corner kick.
Helped the TON get its 1st ten game win streak.
The TONs youngest player.
Fifa13
One of only three players to get the TON into div1.
The half of team #Unisson.
Took more shots at goal than any other player in the squad.
Scored the most free kicks for the team.
Scored the furthest free kick hitting one from 41 yards out.
Fifa14
The only player to ever have been sent off in his debut game.
The only player in the squad to have his shooting accuracy in single figures.
The only player in the squad to have his shooting accuracy in single figures.
One of only 3 players to help the TON get to div1.
3 silver title wins 2 silver doubles 3 gold title 2 gold doubles and 11 cup wins.
One of only 2 players to ever have won 4 cups in a row. With a 17 game win streak.
One of only 2 players to ever have won 4 cups in a row. With a 17 game win streak.
Fifa15
14 div titles. 1 cup win.
Still youthful and the least accurate player while shooting.
Scored from a cross.
Left the squad to play with Limo and returned later pure scum.
Left the squad to play with Limo and returned later pure scum.
Fifa 16
Won 1 bronze Div titles and 3 silver Div titles 5 Gold title.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
Fifa 17
Winner of 3 Bronze titles 1 Bronze double 4 Silver titles 1 Silver double 1 Gold title
and 1 Ea Shield.
Left the squad like a cunt.
and 1 Ea Shield.
Left the squad like a cunt.
Fifa 18
First red card for the squad.
2 bronze titles and a bronze double title
Stopped playing causing the team to be dissolved.
2 bronze titles and a bronze double title
Stopped playing causing the team to be dissolved.
Fifa 19
Hes back after club relegation hes back as the manager to make a amends
2 Bronze 2 Silver div titles
Fifa 20
First fucking red
2 bronze titles and 7 Silver titles
Fifa 21
First assist
------ THE TOKEN BLACK MAN ------
SNEAKY
SNEAKY
"Some say he gets ezcema on his helmet. And that hes banned from Scotland.... All we know is hes called Sneaky".
Fifa12
Managed an impressive 36 red cards.
Fifa13
One of only two players to have been promoted through every division.
One of only three players to get the TON into div1. A total of two times.
One of only three players to get the TON into div1. A total of two times.
Sneaky had more shots at goal per game than any other player in the team.
Fifa14
One of only 3 players to help the TON get to div1.
Once scored an over head back heel goal (deflection)
Fifa15
A.W.O.L abandoned the team for gaystation for 10month.
1 cup win.
1 cup win.
Fifa 16
1st yellow and 1st red card.
Won 2 bronze Div titles and 5 silver Div titles 5 Gold title.
26yd header from outside the box.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
26yd header from outside the box.
Div 1 promotion with a 7-2-2 win for the promotion and title.
Fifa 17
Won of 3 Bronze titles 1 Bronze double 4 Silver titles 1 Silver double 1 Gold title 1 Gold double
and 1 Ea Shield 1 Ea Cup 1 Continental cup.
and 1 Ea Shield 1 Ea Cup 1 Continental cup.
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Fifa 19
Hes like aids or some shit hes back leaping like a salmon.
--------- TEAM MATES OF OLD ---------
------ THE CRAZY ONE ------
LIMO92
"Some say his skins the same texture as a dolphins ?.And that he skins his victims in the park... All we know is hes called Limo".
LIMO92
"Some say his skins the same texture as a dolphins ?.And that he skins his victims in the park... All we know is hes called Limo".
Fifa12
Got more red cards than Rossildinio, Larsson and Unicorn together.
Gave away the most penalties.
Scored direct from a corner kick.
Gave away the most penalties.
Scored direct from a corner kick.
Fifa13
The only player to get relegated from every single division he played in.
Fifa14
The worst player for being out of position setting a record of 23 times in one game.
Fifa15
A.W.O.L ditched the team to go player with some other bawbags and now shows up as a merc.
Fifa 18
Hes only fucking back after a few years of recovery after his sex change op hes now back as a merc and gave away another fucking penalty lol twat.
Merc has left yet again and probably ran out of free xbox live 3 days codes in games.
Merc has left yet again and probably ran out of free xbox live 3 days codes in games.
Fifa 19
Hes back with a few games but xbox live will run out soon
chipping the ball of course when he wakes up from naps mid game.
chipping the ball of course when he wakes up from naps mid game.
------ THE ORIGINAL AND FOUNDER ------
ROSSILDINIO
ROSSILDINIO
"Some
say he punched a horse to the ground for saying
shmishmortion. And that wears a onesie on the weekend.... All we know is hes
called Rossildinio".
Fifa12
Spent
an estimated 16 days playing pro clubs.
Is the TON shortest actual player.
First of the regulars to get 5 goals in a single game.
First of the regulars to get 5 goals in a single game.
Fifa13
Was ranked in the top 100 of midfielders in the world.
Cost the TON a div 1 title with greed.
One of only two players to have been promoted through every division.
Was the least accurate player of the team scoring a goal every 22 shots.
The first player to knockup a TON fan.
Fifa14
Drifted away to play with kids. Some say hes the real Jimmy Savile.
Cost the team a div one title with his cunt of an ego.
Cost the team a div one title with his cunt of an ego.
Legends need a min 1000 games
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